seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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