You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
