I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My bed smells like the plague
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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