Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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