Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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