It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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