There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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