question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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