Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
