Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
