She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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