He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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