I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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