no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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