why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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