Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just googled if crying burns calories
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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