Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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