I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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