My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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