Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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