question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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