I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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