its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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