Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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