I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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