Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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