before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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