Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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