She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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