someone get that fucking seahorse.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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