Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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