i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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