So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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