Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
This house was built for laser tag.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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