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I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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