Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
one might say we're banned from that church
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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