David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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