Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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