Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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