so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
That was an excessively violent trivia night
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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