Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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