oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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