I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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