no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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