Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
