So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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