Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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