she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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