Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
What drink are we having for lunch?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I enjoy the company of your penis
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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