How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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