remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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