so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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