god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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