just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
