Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize