u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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